Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. But before St Peter let him in the gates he said Forrest you have to answer 3 questions correctly before you get in.
Forrest said oh ok. .
1. how many seconds are there in a year?
oh that's easy....jan2nd, feb2nd, mar2nd etc.
humm....ok next?
2. How many days have a T in them?
that's real easy. today and tomorrow
St. Peter scratches his head and says ok here's the 3rd.
3.what is Gods first name?
Gump says that is really easy. it is Ande...Ande walks with me ande talks with me ande tells me I am His own.
Well as you can see. Forrest got in and ST. Peter will never be the same